Have you ever had an erection at an inappropriate time? Like on the beach, in front of a neighbor or friend's wife who turned by on, etc? Did anyone notice? I want to hear all about it

This morning, I got my nudist-cock out-oxballs cockring-breakfast with my very understanding wife. There was lots of dripping precum, as I did goon for 2h before this, and how I have her OK to finish with some more gooning... mmm... that gooning breakfast really turned me on!