"Aww, hubby wants a white baby 'this time'! How cute! With how deep that boss is flooding her womb, their family photos will continue looking like a reverse Oreo cookie. Maybe by the 5th kid, hubby will realize his blue-eyed blonde wife only produces one shade of baby!"
"Lesson learned! Don't deny your wife footwear or she'll let some homeless crackhead flood her fertile womb with his superior seed. Now hubby gets to spend thousands on a kid that clearly isn't his, all because he wouldn't spend $79.99 at DSW. That thick load just replaced your bloodline, my dude. Hope those sandals weren't on sale!"
"If you only let your husband eat you out after a black man has nutted inside of you, he will never know the difference. He'll just think that you're always delicious honey."