Did anyone see Letterman the other night when Tina Fey stripped? OMG, she needs a boob job really badly! I hope she's so embarrassed that she revealed her sad chest that she makes up for it by getting really, really big upgrades.

Big fake tits are more important than being smart. Buy your tits first. After, if you want, maybe someone will pay for you to go to school.

Girls should want to be hot, not respected.

Girls should want to be hot, not respected.

I'm only attracted to girls with big fake tits. Anytime I see a girl with naturals, even big naturals, I always think, "When are you gonna upgrade with a boob job already?"