"“Mmmmmmm… yeah, after feeling you getting an erection for me on the dance floor, I figured I’d catch you here in the men’s room and masturbating. teehee… Let’s get you back out there right now and you can explain to your wife.”"
"“Girls, aren’t we lucky that Mr. Cole here is our student teacher? Now observe carefully as his penis becomes aroused at being nude in front of pretty girls. Yes, you may take pictures and notes.”"
"My female students sure got even with me for being a hard nosed, tough and demanding teacher. On our field trip, they tied me into my bus seat, stripped off all my clothes and made fun of me naked and blushing the whole way! Of course I couldn’t keep from getting an erection and could have died of embarrassment!"
"It was my first and only attempt to rob an apartment. Instead of being frightened when they got home and caught me, the girls jumped into action, ganged up on me and stripped me naked! I never saw those clothes again after they promised next time they’d call the police and then kicked me out and sent me running down the street completely nude!"
"Grabbing her tit in a last attempt to reverse this disastrous match, was the last thing he remembered before she closed the headlock and rendered him unconscious..."