"While you are pissing, farting, and pushing turds out of your big fat ass, would you like to suck my cock? The stink you produced would really give me a throbbing erection......and the sperm you swallow would go towards your next shit session."
"I would have no problem licking,fucking,cunning in her holes and licking them clean and sharing passionate cum kisses
with her because that is what I live doing with ugly pig slutsl"