"My wife always tells me how much bigger her little purse dog's cock is than mine and will get more dog pussy than I will ever get human pussy. She also lets me know he has already given his bitches 3 litters of puppies where I never will have kids."
"She looks at me and says honey look at my cig it is just like your tiny pee pee. They both keep shrinking till all that is left is an even tinier stub that is of no use to me. You will always have that wonderful tongue but will never know what it is like to dip a dick inside this super tight hot moist love tunnel."