""Emma and I have been having orgies for years, but that little slut still manages to surprise me with her kinks. When the shoot was over and the guys went to take a shower, Emma asked me to fist her pussy a little more. When I was up to my wrist in her cunt, she grabbed my cum-covered statue, and shoved Oscar all the way up her asshole! Bitch, why don’t you use your own award? I love that little whore...""
""Come on! The first guy says, 'Suck it, Scarlett!' and the other one says, 'I can't believe I'm fucking the Black Widow's ass!' but that doesn't mean I'm that girl!" (giggles)"
""Lots of celebrity ladies are promoting these canned urine drinks, like Coon Juice or Nigrosaft—even lesbians! I love Kristen Stewart and Chloe Moretz, but they're talking nonsense when they say 'IT TASTES LIKE FRESH'! Sorry, ladies, but nothing compares to a black man’s potent pee, fresh from the tap! An old black janitor just came in to take out the trash, and I asked him if he’d fill up my mug. "Hell yeah, bitch!" He didn’t just fill my mug—he filled my thermos too! Could anyone be any manlier than that?""