"I hated it at first, but I said nothing because I didn't want my mom and dad to get a divorce. Then my girlfriend stopped having sex with me. Pretty soon I was so horny that I'd beg them to fuck each other, so I could have something to whack off to. Months later here we were, me on the phone lying to my mom that, yeah, dad is over here watching the game with me, when actually my dad was right between my girlfriend's legs and I was sitting down watching them with my dick in my hand!"