"" Oh, what a sweet boy... yeah, let him bring me another Aperol Spritz; the bar is such a long walk away... Two Aperol Spritzes in, and I’m already starting to feel a bit tipsy - should’ve had some breakfast... Strange that there’s no one else around... but that’s a good thing. And this boy is so polite... finishing up my third cocktail... probably time to head off to lunch... what’s he asking? I don’t get it. The cutie brought me another drink... Fuck... I’m completely wasted now... and I’ve still got such a long way to go... need to sit down... then get back up... nah, I’ll get up later... Wait... who’s that with the cutie? His friends? Why are they naked? Oh, fuuuuck... ""