"I'm sorry it took so long honey...I meant Mistress..but the sight of Your once strict dad naked over Your knee begging YOU for forgiveness for missing his 8pm curfew by 7 minutes...well it took some time to comprehend"
"After a few weeks of "friendship" with Sandie and her mother, both Jack's wife and Sandie's dad had to go out of town for a weekend due to each of their siblings having babies. So Jack spent the weekend over at their house being "friendly" with both of them and encouraging them to explore being "friendly" with each other!"