Seems that I can no longer upload face swap fake pics. The end of an era.

Some years ago we had a young family
living across the street. The wife was tall
and think, but true MILF material. One night
while they were on vacation, I took a shit on
their back patio. No reason, I just felt like it.

The weather report predicted rain.
My wife said "We're probably going
to get two inches." I looked down at
my pathetic wiener, and she laughed.