Somebody help me out. I feel like maybe 10 years ago I saw a nature show and there was a giant plant somewhere in the world that ejaculated if you stimulated it's flower like giving a handjob. Tell me I haven't dreamt this...cos I need a new idea for holidays

One of my best girl friends likes to always hear my stories of big dicks. She is now single so for her birthday this week I booked a hotel and persuaded one of my studs to provide some private fun. When she saw him, fully excited her words were "Oh my God, well I would like to play with it if that's ok but I don't think I want him to try and fit it inside me". Crying with laughter!!!!

A very breezy day today and I forgot to put panties under my skirt again...when will I learn?

My favourite African stud arrives tomorrow. Leave booked, ice in freezer, fresh sheets. RIP my sleep schedule

Do you put a newly acquired sex toy in checked luggage or carry-on? Asking for a friend

South of France tomorrow and I haven't packed a single bikini top!

So apparently my "udders should be attached to a cow milker". Not sure what that charmer thinks he's going to extract!

I was gifted my first "knotted" dildo from my favourite online sex shop. It could be a game changer

Being naughty at the bachelorette x

So today I saw a guy make himself orgasm without touching 😵