"I don't what he wants to ram up your ass, or many, or how far. They paid for the Deluxe Slutty Surprise Package, now get back up there and fuck those dudes."
"Leopard print thigh high stockings. Tiny g-string. Nipple ring. Shaved cunt. Stripping down so she can fuck some dude in a drainage ditch alongside the road. Gentlemen...we may have a Despicable Whore on our hands."
"Depending on a husband's fantasy, if he's going to loan the wife to a bull have her come off any birth control and don't use Plan B. That way he'll get to enjoy seeing her having a few weeks of calendar worries. When it's time to have her use an EPT and he hear's a scream with "Oh Shit," from the bathroom, his fantasy of having her black bred will have come true."