""Hi honey, how was deep sea fishing?" "Good, great actually. Wow Angelica, you look, um amazing!" "Aww, thanks honey! While you were away fishing, I went down to the beach and I met a local girl who works here at the resort." "Oh, okay." "She invited me to go out dancing tonight and I said yes because I figured you would be tired." "You're going to wear that?!" "Yes. She took me shopping for something to wear because it's some kind of theme night tonight. Do you like it?" "Holy shit babe, I can see your..." "Oh Guillermo, stop. We're going to some place called The BULL PEN or something like that. She's meeting me in the lobby in a few. I gotta go." "Oh god, okay, fine. Have a good time but please be careful." After a nap and a shower, he went down to the resort bar and ordered a beer. "All alone mon?" "No. My wife is here as well but she was invited to go out dancing." "Cool. Where'd she go?" "Some place called The Bull Pen or something." "WHAT?! HA! Do you know that on Sundays the all-male black club have white night dere mon?" "No." "Well mon, on Sundays, one or two white girls are invited there for white night. I hope yur wife ain't wearin' white because if she is, she'll be getting gangfucked senseless by dozens, probably 50 or more enormously hung black Daddy's in all her holes repeatedly mon." "WHAT?! OH MY GOD!" "Yup, that's what she's gonna be saying over and over and over mon.""