"You were married to this hot piece of ass for 3 years and never put your dick in her pussy? I would have at least tried that while she was sleeping or something... But then again, maybe it was not worth losing getting blowjobs from a hottie like that!
Did she tell you about the guys who fucked her during those 8 years? Because, you do realize she got a lot of cock, right? That pussy needs some good fucking!"