"Dang it James, I told you not to fuck the students. Are you trying to get fired?
Now if I fuck her, after you're done, then I don't have to turn you in. Cool. Any chance her little sister is still on the bus?? Hot dog, I'm going in there."
"My kinky old grand dad gave this t-shirt to my daughter, when she was 12. At least once a week, she "forgets" and wears it to the mall, a friends, etc. Yes, several visits to Black Friend's house. Now she's16, and still loves that shirt."