"“I’m gonna go across the street into that crowded bar in this tight dress and heels and while every man is gawking at me I’m gonna walk up to the biggest bouncer and punch him just once right in the face and knock him the fuck out! For no other reason than I can!"
"She would be the perfect Lois Lane, except she could literally beat up any actor they found to portray Superman! Hey wait a minute, there’s your opening scene right there and the rest of the movie Lois beats up all the bad guys while Superman watched from his hospital bed."
"Not one in the audience was man enough to acceppt her challenge. They were all too afraid of getting their teeth knocked out and they were absolutely right! They remember her last interview when a big guy was foolish enough to come on stage and she dropped him with one punch, out cold!"