""I don't understand why some guys insist on condoms even today! You know, Gal Gadot offers you a fuck and you put a rubber on your dick? Anyway, if I can get a nice thick cock up my arse like that, I don't complain about condoms!""
""That was a very memorable one! An old producer invited me to his house to work on a TV show role, but since he was impotent, he invited a couple of black guys to work on me. He just sat in nothing but a pair of socks on the armchair and stroked his soft little penis while he drooled and watched his studs do me. I was afraid of double anal, but the boys were so sweet and professional that I had the biggest orgasms of my life with them. And I got the role, of course!""
""The Disney bosses are obsessed with double penetration, sandwiching girls countless times during casting before they can get any role. Zendaya, Bella, Miley, Vanessa, Selena-all of them have had this treatment. I don't regret it, these sleazy bastards know how to fuck a girl!""