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Commented 9 May, 2026
""excuse me sir, i'm interviewing people today about the subject of tits" -- "excuse me madame but i'm interviewing people today about how the feel about cock" -- "who is this cumdump in the green top?" -- "she's nothing to do with me" -- "so, tits?""
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Commented 9 May, 2026
""hello there sir, today i am conducting interviews with men about how they feel about tits" -- "oh, fantastic, want to buy some plastic forks? -- "but, sir, tits" -- "but madame, plastic forks!""
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Commented 9 May, 2026
""what the fuck are you doing to my tit you cunt?" -- "i'm putting out an APB" -- "oh, okay, as long as it's nothing pervy" -- "no, i saw this in a columbo episode, it gets the snake venom out" -- "snake venom??""
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Commented 9 May, 2026
"you never forget the first day at the new job of bum lifting. 1 2 3 hup!sir ian mckellen and dame judy dench in the royal shakespeare production of ham shanks. dame judy: lift her ass up, for god's sake man, lift up her ass!! sir ian mckellen: i'm doing the best i can, 1 2 3 hup!! and 1 2 3 hup!! oh there goes my plastic hip....." |
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Commented 9 May, 2026
""i know, it's been a mystery since the beginning of time, why do women only have two tits, when pigs have hundreds??""
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Commented 9 May, 2026
"when sean connery walked onto the set of the wrong film. -- "okay blofeld, that's enough with the pussy stroking""
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Commented 9 May, 2026
"not quite what i meant when i said now shoot some spunk...."
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Commented 9 May, 2026
""yes, i know, you thought i was robert deniro so you let me fuck you in the ass" -- "i feel such a fool mister leno""
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Commented 9 May, 2026
"i'm really a man"
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Commented 9 May, 2026
"now calm down, you'll feel much better after you've given me a tit job and we've worked out our story together, just pull yourself together and get on your knees."
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