"I actually thought these captions were great. You rarely see content like this."
betoalfredo| Sep 4, 2023
Exactly - that's why I made them.
I take celebs that don't have many captions written for them (if at all) and I write some, because that's so much more original than making yet more of the same.
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…."
"You really need to come to terms with some of your outdated ideas about Jews. That this is just fantasy isn't going to cover your ass on this one."
betoalfredo| Sep 1, 2023
Unless you've misinputted your true age like I have, you're approaching 60 and on a wank site for terminally-online porn addicts. Go outside and touch some grass.
I am so fucking tired of all the creeps on this site. I don't even go to the "Captions" section without turning off automatic image loading anymore because at least 30% of the galleries on every page will be messed up shit titled things like "Daddy's Pretty Little Sluts" and filled with borderline illegal (BUT NON-NUDE SO IT'S TOTALLY OKAY GUYZ!!!) photo captions of like, 9th graders. Or worse. I really wish Imagefap admins would do something about it.
Just wanna thank everyone who decided to add me as a fan, comment on my pictures, or even just view my galleries - I don't always respond to every comment I get on my galleries, but I'm already reading them and always appreciative!