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Commented 5 days ago
"sexy hot blonde. nice work."
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Commented 16 Jun, 2026
"wow..."
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Commented 8 Jun, 2026
"If - my upstairs tenant agrees to have sex with me because she can't pay the rent but isn't on the pill, then - I'm a decent guy and make sure I pull out so I don't knock her up."
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Commented 8 Jun, 2026
"If - my wife meets me on her hands and knees at the door, then - I know she's been reading my Gor books again and wants to play 'slave-and-master.'"
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Commented 8 Jun, 2026
"If - a college freshman invites me back to her dorm to show me her room, then - I'm pretty sure she wants me to fuck her, even if she's a little hesitant at first."
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Commented 8 Jun, 2026
"If - a chambermaid wakes me up in the morning with a nice little tit job, then - I'm sure to leave her a nice tip on my pillow when I check out."
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Commented 8 Jun, 2026
"If - my foreign exchange student says she'll only give me a hand job, but then starts to kiss and suck on my cock, then - I'll be sure to show her how hard an American geyser can blow."
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Commented 8 Jun, 2026
"If - my daughter's best friend is a little reluctant to stroke me the way I want, then - I show her the pictures I took of her hitting on my daughter's boyfriend, that is usually enough."
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Commented 8 Jun, 2026
"If - a student really needs to pass my class, then - I am willing to work out some extra credit to help her out."
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Commented 8 Jun, 2026
"If - the babysitter tells me she wants to learn more about sex before she leaves for college, then - I wan always take the afternoon off and show her a thing or two."
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