"My, what a nice pussy you have, Grandma! Why, thank you Grandson. You know, your father liked it and your fathers father liked it; In fact, as I recall. both of my grandfathers liked it. It's sort of a family heirloom."
"When cleaning for Mr Jackson, he is always telling me he has lost something under the sofa or bed or somewhere, I never find anything, but when I look back over to him, he is normally stroking his big fat cock and asks me to suck it for him."