"When cleaning for Mr Jackson, he is always telling me he has lost something under the sofa or bed or somewhere, I never find anything, but when I look back over to him, he is normally stroking his big fat cock and asks me to suck it for him."
"My wife told me the government are going to put it to a vote as to whether or not men should be kept locked in chastity, she was also going to make me vote in favour of it, however there is no need as only women will be getting to vote."