"While searching on-line for a part-time job, Alyssa noticed a classy ad of a company looking for new models for photo and video productions, so she filled out the application form and attached a required photo. Not 5 minutes later, she got a reply to go to the Carlen hotel, suite 1700-1701 tonight at 8:00pm and to wear the exact same clothing under a summer dress. Excitedly, she ran downstairs to tell her parents and that she needed a ride. A little before midnight, she wobbled over to the car and said, "Mommy and Daddy, I think I got the job and I got paid 7,000.00 cash, look!" (Burping cum) handing him the envelope. "Wow honey, that's great but why did the interview take so long, It's almost midnight!" "Well Mommy, there were 10-15 men, huge men, like I mean enormous men, called Daddy's, who each interviewed me and at one time I had three of the Daddy's interview me all at the same time! That was amazing Mommy! They said I was airtight!!!" (Burping cum) "Oh." "I know, right?! Oh, and I have another interview tomorrow starting at 11:00am and they said that it would take most of the day before the 40-50 enormously hung, um I mean enormously large Daddy's can't do me, um I mean interview me anymore." (Burping cum) "Oh, wow! Well good for you Lyssa." "Thanks Mommy!" (Burping cum) "So Alyssa honey, what's the name of the company? Do I know it, is it famous?" "I'm not really sure Mommy but it was something like 3-HOLE BLACKED-ASS DADDY dot com or something like that." (Burping cum) "WHAT?! OH MY GOD!" "Right? That's what I kept on saying, over and over and over." (Burping cum)"
"My jaw dropped. Check out how prominent and low-hanging her belly appears here. Chubby fingers holding up massive, heavy tits. A chubby chin, a lusty stare. Unbelievable photo."
After a shameful lapse into doubt, this 21-yo virgin loser is here to publicly renew his pussyfree pledge for life:
I, iwanktoomuch, freely admit that I am a hopeless virgin who has never dated, flirted, or kissed, being too nervous, too ignorant, and too unworthy to try. I will never deserve sex, intimacy, or a woman’s touch. I freely admit that I’m a pornosexual masturbation addict, chained to a life of handpussy. I intend to produce humiliating captions to prove and reinforce my status, and to renew this pledge each year. For to break this pledge or to give in to doubt again, would be a betrayal of my identity, and would make me a fraud as well as a loser. With these words, I renew and affirm my pussyfree pledge, and openly accept the mockery and humiliation I deserve for choosing this path.