"My jaw dropped. Check out how prominent and low-hanging her belly appears here. Chubby fingers holding up massive, heavy tits. A chubby chin, a lusty stare. Unbelievable photo."
After a shameful lapse into doubt, this 21-yo virgin loser is here to publicly renew his pussyfree pledge for life:
I, iwanktoomuch, freely admit that I am a hopeless virgin who has never dated, flirted, or kissed, being too nervous, too ignorant, and too unworthy to try. I will never deserve sex, intimacy, or a woman’s touch. I freely admit that I’m a pornosexual masturbation addict, chained to a life of handpussy. I intend to produce humiliating captions to prove and reinforce my status, and to renew this pledge each year. For to break this pledge or to give in to doubt again, would be a betrayal of my identity, and would make me a fraud as well as a loser. With these words, I renew and affirm my pussyfree pledge, and openly accept the mockery and humiliation I deserve for choosing this path.
"From the sexy and chubby double-chin, flabby fat arms, seriously saggy and low-hanging tits, a huge waist and wide hips, a massively oversized wagon-ass with plump cheeks to the chunky cellulite textures down to the fat folded crease at the back of her knees -- she's 10/10 hot."