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I admit it. I have serious penis envy,. I want to goon for days. I want to stick it between allllll the tits. I want to hotdog every big juicy ass. And sure would fuck every hole I could. Watch women look up at me with big innocent eyes as they take my cock all the way down their throats. Have a wet pussy ride me, up and down as I lay back and enjoy watching her titties bounce. And I can't even imagine how fast I'd cum once I took that first tight asshole. Monogamy would be a laughable concept (it kinda is even now). I am so damn jealous I can't walk around with an erect cock all the time just waiting to give every possible gal the next fuck. Hell, probably some guys too.

Bucket list for me is to try glory holing. I have no idea where or how or if it would be safe. Any serious tips, advice, encouragement?

Henceforth, I will no longer refer to my happy time as "flicking the bean." Going forward I will be "taking my hysteria treatment"

Show of hands: who has a sore bottom after Valentines? ✋

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Faked a sick day to spend the afternoon masturbating. Feeling good about this decision 😉

My subby has 6 keys for his current cage. I will be destroying them one by one. One will be flushed, one buried, one thrown in a lake... how should I get rid of the other ones?