One or two years ago I had a dream when I did a stand up comic thing in the wonderful town of Edinburgh. First I made a joke about Scottish independence - and when everyone started to boo, I took out large number of tubs of cream and asked: 'Guys before you take a dick pick, what skin care product do you use on your cock?'"
I kind of think it’s hotter to write erotica than look at naked women online. Yeah, really, except that I’m not a productive writer, perhaps not exactly the best writer at all. But I mean it, I like eroticia in text. That’s one good thing about this site, leaving comments on pictures, or caption pictures, is erotica in texts, that’s also short.
