"offering a banana to an indian prostitute is the highest form of flattery you can make, if he also flicks ash on it before he jams it up her bum hole that means he wants to marry her in order to pimp her out, this is guaranteed to get her wet. fun fact: indian women love the tip of a banana pushed in their belly button."
"A new way to make her cum : pull down her thong, snatch the smartphone from her hand, set the vibration to max, push it into her cooch and continuously call her..."
"She orders me to completely undress and rub my cock on her thigh until I ejaculate. Then she makes me eat my cum collected on the nylon with her fingers calling me an old faggot"