"It was after hours and I knew everybody had left the office and gone home, because I had locked the door behind them. I put a gay CD in my PC and was "going to town"! I never heard the door open and close or that little Mexican girl from the cleaning service come in to do the offices. I don't know how long she was standing there watching, but her hand was all wet from being in her own juicy cunt when I finally sat up and looked around!! I don't know what I said. I could hardly speak. She just smiled and said, "todo esta bien Senor, esta MUY bien!" Then she blew me a kiss and went off to clean the offices!"
"I was hitchhiking and he picked me up, said he was going right to my destination. I settled back comfortably and then he pointed at the sign on his dash, "GRASS GAS OR ASS! NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!", I said, "are you serious?" and he nodded yes. So I unbuckled my seatbelt and he slid his shorts down and it seems like the miles just flew by!"