""Well Robert, my daughter has finally granted me my most cherished birthday gift. I suppose that you have long suspected her mother of needing to violate her lovely husband in some special way. Um yes. Of course you have. Do you like the whole handful of lubricant that I am working into you? Let me check around the front a little... oh yes! This is turning you on as much as it is me, you devil. I'll bet that you might be a bit surprised with thoroughly a much older woman can fuck the snot out of the right young man...""
""...and perhaps if I can get a good amount of lotion on my finger and get it down and around your lovely backside, you may be surprised at its wonderful effect...""