"Your father is furious. Im gonna drain his balls to try and calm him down but youre definitely going to catch a beating. Offer to clean his dick when hes done and he might go easy on you."
"Did he really say that!?! He called me a fuckable piece of whitemeat!?! Omg thats... thats so fucking hot omg lol! What did u do after he said that about your mom? Probably nothing, right?"
"Having a hot mom teach at your school is bad enough. But when your dad cant keep her satisfied in bed, everyone finds out. Starting with the star quarterback."
"My wife loves picking our son and his friends up from school. They come over every day and she plays with them. Its so nice having such a warm nurturing mother. I just wish she was more sexual. We never have sex anymore cuz she so tired from rough housing with 4 young men all afternoon while im at work."