"I almost laughed when my wife agreed to wear this costume. I assured her that it was the only way to ensure there was zero truancy at the inner city high school she teaches at. Besides, I assured her that after sports, the lads would be too tired for anything more than a quick grope and suck in the showers afterwards. Sadly, I completely forgot to tell her that I'd anonymously ordered a package of Viagra to be delivered to the boys' shower room ... She didn't come back for three days! The taxi driver said she was so horny in his cab, he would have fucked her if she hadn't been so cum-covered. I told him that once my wife had had one dick in her, she always wanted another one until she basically passed out - then we washed her down and spent the night DP-ing the randy bitch!"
"My young wife really had the horn - I could feel the heat from her. I reached down to my pants - and pulled out my phone! A couple of photos and a text message to one of the studs I still have on speed dial from my first marriage ... and soon my beautiful Asian bride was getting seriously satisfied!"