Good bye, my wonder fappers. I shall keep my account active so you can enjoy my archive of captions. But I will no longer be making captions. Enjoy my archive of images I had been planning on using. XOXO
If you ever cumtribute me or add any of my pics to a gallery, I'll take that as permission to pound your holes until you're a whimpering, cum-covered mess if we ever meet in-person. That's the rules.
