"As an immortal being, she thinks nothing of ditching a guy when he loses her interest and moving on to someone else. You just have to hold on until that time comes. Of course, the last guy held her attention for twenty-seven years..."
"She will expect you to help her with practicing her spells; the increasing arousal spell, the eternally hard spell, the increased sensitivity spell, etc..."
"-Please, my lover, I don't want to be seen by the world with a cockcage, pleeeease!
- Calm down, nobody knows you here.
- Here comes the couple we talked to and we got friends last night! He doesn't wear any cockcage!
- Look more closely, sucker! he does not carry any balls. And on the way to the beach I found another couple where he had no balls! You have to be proud that you still have the balls attached!
-What do you mean „still have balls”?????
-More comment you fool and you can say goodbye to the balls: In the jar we take them home!"
"-Te rog , Iubita mea, nu vreau sa ma vada lumea cu cusca de puta, te rooooog!
-Linisteste-te, aici nu te cunoaste nimeni....
-Uite vine spre noi cuplul acela cu care am discutat si ne-am imprietenit aseara! El nu poarta cusca de puta!
-Uita-te mai atent, fraiere! nu poarta nici coite. Si in drum spre plaja am mai bazut un cuplu in care el nu avea coite! Trebuie sa fii mandru ca inca mai ai coitele atasate!!
-Cum adica ” inca mai ai”?????
-Mai comenteaza tu aiurea si poti sa-ti iei adio de la coite: In borcanel le ducem acasa!"