Today is my Daddy's birthday.
Tomorrow is my Nation's birthday.
Maybe it should be your birthday on the 5th, my wonderful fappers.
Have you been wonderfully naughty? Would you... maybe want some presents?
Have you ever had an erection at an inappropriate time? Like on the beach, in front of a neighbor or friend's wife who turned by on, etc? Did anyone notice? I want to hear all about it
