"You gotta feel for Tyler. Man spent TWO YEARS planning this wedding. Hired a private security team just to keep refugees off the property. Paid a small fortune for an all-white catering staff. Even made his groomsmen sign contracts promising no "diverse hires" within 500 meters. But his sweet 18 year old redhead bride Sophie, bless her soft heart, saw fat old Mamadou sleeping in the alley behind the venue and started crying. "Babe, he's starving. Let's just pay him 50 crowns to sweep up after the cake cutting." Tyler said absolutely not. Sophie pouted. Sophie cried. Sophie said "if you really loved me you'd let him work." Tyler caved. Worst decision of his life. Because the moment Mamadou stepped onto wedding property, the Reparations Act kicked in. And everyone in the room knew what was coming except poor innocent Sophie. The vows finished. The kiss happened. And then smelly old Mamadou - 62 years old, gut hanging down to his knees, gray pubes sticking out of his stained boxers, breath like a dead rat - waddled up to the altar and said "time for my rights, white boy." Tyler couldn't do anything. The law is the law. So now here's Sophie, tiara still on, veil draped over her pretty freckled face, wedding dress hiked up around her waist, bent over her own reception cake while 62 year old homeless Mamadou pounds his filthy black cock into her virgin Irish pussy. Her pale little tits bouncing with every thrust. Her red hair dragging through the frosting. Her new husband standing three feet away, frozen in his rented tux, watching his wife get bred like a farm animal on their wedding day. And Mamadou? He's loving every second. Doing a little jig with his fat belly while he fucks her. Yelling things like "TYLER! HEY TYLER! YOUR WIFE PUSSY SO TIGHT! I'M GONNA PUT A NICE BLACK BABY IN HER! HOPE YOU LIKE CHANGING DIAPERS WHITE BOY!" And when he finally cums - oh god when he cums - it's like a fire hose. Thick ropes of 62 year old African sperm flooding Sophie's untouched womb. Her egg doesn't stand a chance. Nine months later: no more redheads in that family. Ever. Those rare Irish genes? Gone. Wiped clean. Sophie will spend the rest of her life raising a child that looks nothing like her, nothing like Tyler, and exactly like the homeless man who ruined her wedding. Beautiful ceremony. Mazel tov."