"After watching all your porn of moms cheating on their husbands with their sons, and her not knowing if she'll end up doing it, but we all know she will."
"And the idiot dad is fascinated with his beautiful family, showing it off in church and to his friends, saying he has the most devoted wife and the most well-mannered son."
"He couldn't even tell a friend on me because he'd want to sleep with his wife too, and I already told him that sharing is for when I get angry about his stupidity again."