"Alyssa just found out that she was the lucky junior cheer girl who was handpicked by the majority of the home team to be the one who is going to be fucked senseless in all three holes repeatedly during halftime at the 50 yard line at Beaver Stadium against State in front of 105,000 plus screaming fans and televised nationally to millions of homes for the Homecoming Game by both the home and visiting teams. She's very excited to break the all-time record of being fucked senseless by more than 76 different mostly enormous black players that her 44 year old former cheer girl Mommy set way back in 1987. Her family, friends, teammates, grandparents and fellow churchgoers are all so proud."