"Chardonnay was very pleased with her designer dress that she couldn’t afford but hopefully it would help her bag a boyfriend. The woman in the shop had explained all the different positions you could fuck in that dress in a club without needing to get undressed. She was hooping to be fucked senseless and wake up with someone who would love her. However after a few too many drinks she blacked out and woke up with a black guy either side of her who had massive morning wood. She left with her dress in taters, her fuck holes gaping and smelling of spunk. As she walked home she thought she might get a black boyfriend"