"See that cute guy in the blue shirt? I matched with him on Tinder, and we went out last weekend. We drank a little and ended up at his place. He was wearing a chastity cage on his cock - said he didn't want to be tempted to jerk off or have sex with me without my total consent and control! Anyway, I said I wanted a good fucking, and he was up for that, so I pegged him with an 8 inch strapon, without letting him out of his cage! We are supposed to do it again on Friday, if you'd like to come and watch, or join in! We will make him eat our pussies for an hour first..."
"Maam, I know they are your daughters and you believed their story about seeing me masturbating an erect penis from the edge of the park. But if you come over here I will show you the tight chastity cage encasing my little penis. So I am not saying that your daughters deliberately misled you, but you can see they were very mistaken. And you didn't have to kick me so hard in the balls. Those are NOT protected by the cage, and are now swollen and very tender! Your suggestion that you should keep the keys so as to make sure I do not do what I was accused of is very reasonable under the circumstances...."
"Justin, I ADORE this cock! whaaaat? But I am so small! No, do not worry. My last boyfriend had 9 inches and was fat around as well. I couldn't get that beast into my little mouth, and he made my pussy so sore I had to break up with him. So you're perfect! I can get us a strap-on if I really want to get fucked, but for now this little guy is perfect for me. Daily blowjobs will not be a problem for me. Are you OK with that?"
"The twinkle in her eye says you are not getting out any time soon. She is enjoying this more than you expected, and more than she expected. File it under Be Careful What You Wish For."