""Her bastard father walked out on them and left them penniless. Yet I can't be angry with him, because he trained his daughter to be a real anal freak.""
"Well honey, what do you think? Umm, I think I want to try a bigger one, much much bigger, thicker too. Okay. Wait... OH MY GOD KIMMIE! What? What's that? Umm, a riding aide. DUH..."