"Nicole is not amused when her friend Ella sends a post that she is in the club bathroom available to all her followers to fuck and creampie, while their friend Roxy is available to suck and swallow. The post goes viral and when Nicole leaves the club disgusted as the girls are onto their 4th random guy, she sees the line is around the block."
""I dont see what the big deal is, daddy. Just cuz a group of older black boys want to be my friend, doesn't mean they want me like that. Thats honestly pretty racist. They like me and they said tonight I can join their gang. Doesn't that sound fun, daddy?""
"His buddy PJ's New Year's party was cranking, great music, hot girls, cold beer, what else would you want? Around 11 he realized all the pre-gaming and then pounding Natty Lights was catching up with him - he had to piss like a race horse - but the one downstairs bathroom was occupied, so he did what he's done 1000 times over here, he went upstairs to the 2nd bathroom - also locked. Fuck, he's gotta find a place to pee quick or it's gonna get messy, so he went into PJ's parents bedroom to use the master bathroom and was greeted by this sight! Fuck Mrs. J is such a babe - but he thought they were out of town...guess she just wanted PJ to have a party. All he could muster was "I gotta pee real bad, I'll be quick" As he went in and was unzipping he realized she followed him in and jumped in the tub - wtf? Down on her knees she turns him toward her and says "Let's not waste all that amazing piss, cover me with all of it" and that's how he found out PJ's mom liked being pissed on."