"In IRL my mom is wearing one of those onesie pajamas, so I assume she was wearing nothing under, and did a little little bounce while washing dishes and realize your ass could clap… She then called over to me while I was smoking up my bong and started clapping her ass and giggling…. I got flustered, but boy did I jerk off to that memory for a while… I wish you would do it for BBC"
"After laying our ground rules out my mother knows when I get home there’re better be a black dick up her ass or I drive her to the ghetto and charge five bucks a pop any hole"