"...my Aunty Olga insists (OR ELSE) that I wear the uniform and make myself "presentable" when I "cater" to the ladies at her "Book Club Meetings"...(and they don't wonder why their drinks are as warm as piss)..."
"...I shall love to see my Daddy's face when I wear this outfit and bounce on his Boss's lap at his Company's take-your-son to work day..."