"SEAMLESS PANTYHOSE AS I USE TO PUT FOR MY OUTDOOR EXHIBS: I AM HOT DRESSED WITH MY MALE BALD GENEROUS GENITALS WELL VISIBLE BY ANYONE !!!!!!!!........ SO HOT AND EXCITING FOR ME TO REACH EACH TIME SEVERAL HUGE UNCONTROLLED VISCOUS ORGASMS THROUGH NYLON AS SENSUAL GIRLS ........."
"I AM A HOT MALE WITH TOTALLY HAIRLESS BODY AND I OFTEN HOT DRESSED LIKE HER FOR MY OUTDOOR EXHIBS IN PUBLIC PLACES WHERE I CAN BE SEEN BY A LOT OF INTERESTED PEOPLE !!!!!!!!.........."
""Shawn honey, are your varsity football teammates still coming over today for a swim and a BBQ?" "Yeah Mom, you clearly said that they should." "Right. And they're all coming right? Even those great big brown and black boys?" "Yeah Mom, you clearly said ALL of them but no coaches, just the players, all 67 of them." "Right, good. And at what time are they coming over?" "You said at 10 so the team bus is dropping them off in about 30 minutes." "Perfect. Shawn honey, can you do me a small favor, please?" "Of course Mom, anything. What's up?" "Well my sister is coming over but her car broke down." "Oh." "So, can you be a dear and go pick her up, please?" "WHAT?! Mom, she lives like 3 hours away!" "Yeah, I know honey. If you leave now you'll be back by dinner." "Oh god, okay." "Don't you worry Shawn, I'll make sure the boys are looked after, well fucked, um I mean well fed and whatnot. Now scoot.""