"Yeah, she's a toe girl. I dated a chick that went crazy when you sucked her toes. She always asked for it. I think she would have had an orgasm at some point but I always got distracted and fucked her. I wish I would have had the patience to toe her off."
"Have I ever kept socks and pantys and tshirts and one expensive bikini that some chick somehow forgot when I found them laying around after one of my daughters partys, trips or events? And put them in my spank box? Sealed and labelled in their own freezer bag to maximize the length of time the smell lasted? Maybe."
"GIRL- Hi, I'm Cherry, I'm on your daughters gymnastics sbabble blab glab schammer blah blah....... ME- (thinking) I wanna fuck the god damn fucking shit out of your face. GIRL- Um, I SAID, are we leaving soon? The other car already left and the rest of the girls are waiting in your truck. Are you OK?"
"Flashback. A friend of my daughters showing me her new volleyball team socks. You know, right about now in 2026, about 50 different chicks who are old enough and experienced enough in life, are now thinking back on the pool partys, sailing trips and sleepovers, realizing the stuff they did gave me raging boners and that I beyond a doubt wanked to them on a daily basis. Almost daily, my wife was a slutty bitch who fucked me...and her friends.. well."
"It's not illegal if you kneel on the hood and blow your jizz load onto the windshield. Well, not AS illegal. I know this because a, uh, friend of mine did this."
"ME- I love your feet. HER- Eww. You're weird. ME- I know. I'm sorry. HER- Like...what exactly do you want to do with my feet? ME- Everything. HER- OK, here. Suck on my pinky toe and them cum on my feet. ME- Wha?!?! (pants unzipping sound) suck suck suck...hhrrgghghgh!! HER- Really? ME- Again, sorry..."
"Oh wow, tableside service, dinner and a show. They look like they're really enjoying themselves, I think I'll just take one of those tall creamy glasses and sip as I watch."