"Oh Taylor, you know how I have worshipped you and this will be the perfect way for you to pay me back and show your appreciation. Eating your shit would be the ultimate honor and I would be the best shit-eating Swiftie imaginable and I promise to swallow every turd and drink down your piss everyday sweetie."
"Kim, you have the best ass on the planet for a sissy like me to rim and eat out of and it would not only be the best time ever for me but an honor beyond imagination."
If you've got some misogny kink going on due to your lack of self worth or whatever, then this is a kink I will shame. Keep it off my profile as it is not welcome here.