"Well, the braces don't bother me very much. My tongue is long enough to suck every Black Student in 8th grade. And fucking is not the slightest problem. My pussy can't get enough Black Cocks."
"Ugh jeeeez dad, are you still trying to figure out your new phone cam? That’s like, the 100th pic of me today and Im like, HUGE right now. can’t you go practice your old person issues on Carson or Mom? K later - beach volleyball at 2 o’clock. Srsly dad, Action shots?! Ugh, whatever. So lame. Will you at least keep my shirt handy while I play? Not sure what this new bikini top can handle .ugh, wouldn’t that just top my embarrassment this vacation, a boob slip. K Dad byeeeeee!"