""Hi Mr. Duncan!" "Hey Abby. Where is everybody?" "Mrs. Duncan took Stevie and Bella to the mall to get new clothes for school. She said they would be back at 5." "Oh. Why didn't you go too?" "Um, I wanted to keep stretching." "Ok. Well I'll just go and..." "Um, Mr. Duncan, can I ask you a personal question?" "Sure kiddo, what's up?" "Well Stevie thinks my bum has got bigger." "Oh." "Do you think my bum has got bigger Mr. D.?" "No. Sometimes my son is an idiot. Your ass, um I mean bum is totally not too big." "Thanks Mr. Duncan! So you like my tight, teen fuckable ass then, Daddy?" "WHAT?! OH MY GOD!""
"While searching online for jobs, Abby noticed an ad of a photo/video production company looking for new models. So she filled out the application and attached a required photo. Not 15 minutes later, she received a reply telling her to go to the Ritz hotel Suite 1700-1701 at 8:00pm tonight and to wear the same clothing under a summer dress. Excitedly, she ran downstairs to tell her parents and that she needed a ride. A little after midnight she wobbled over to the car and said, "Mommy, Daddy, I got the job and I got paid 7,000.00 cash, look!" handing her Dad the envelope. "That's great honey but why did the interview take so long?" "Well Mommy, there were 10-15 guys who each interviewed me and one time I had 3 of them interview me all at the same time. That was amazing!" (burping cum) "Oh." "I know right?! Oh, I have another interview tomorrow at 11am and they said it would take most of the day before the 40-50 interviewers can't do it anymore." (burping cum) "Wow Abby, that's great. So what's the name of the company, Elle, Vogue, Cosmo?" "You know what Mom, I'm not really sure but I think it was something like BLACKED.com or something." "OH MY GOD!""