"Oh, Honey. Don’t make me laugh on the porn set. I hear you when you say you want to fuck my ass in this position when we get home, but your cock never stays hard enough forvthat…plus, after this 4 hour fucking with these huge porn cocks, I won’t even feel your little thingy."
"Yes, Honey. The cocks in porn are way bigger than yours….yours barely peeps out of my fist, while this one goes on and on…and so much harder. Thanks for talking me into shooting porn to make us some extra money!"