"Cheers to everyone who found out one of your daughter does porn by seeing her folded over with black testicles bouncing off her clit. Because she thought maybe you didn't watch porn and decided not to warn you."
"I forgot to mention, I decided to tell her all about you. Don't worry, she thinks you are hot and wants to share you. Anyway, she it picked out that bikini for you, so yes."
"When you stumble into the wrong room at the party while looking for the pool and almost end up being that asshole who walks into the background of a porno..."