"You missed the 8:15 pm gif when she gave me a viagra and strapped me to a chair in front of a loop of interracial cuckold porn where I squirmed uncomfortably in my cage until she got home about 5 hours later."
"Now ladies, you should remember that there are uses for a "no'er." If your girlfriends need a good laugh, the no'er can show them his little clit. Also, when you come home from a date with a real man and your pussy is stretched and sore, the No'er usually has very good tongue skills and he typically prefers you don't even clean up first. Does the blonde in the back row have a question? Oh yes, great question! Yes, you should all remember to buy the extra small chastity cage for no'er's. They won't allow you to return them after you tried them on."
"My wife thought the same thing at first, but she said when she re-watched the video we took and noticed I spent more time on his balls and sucking his cock than licking her she figured out I was mostly there for his cock, too. She also said walking in on me jerking it to gay interracial porn on imagefap the next day was a bit of a giveaway..."
"My wife said the large electric prod caused her wrist to get sore and she got tired of having to take the time to aim since my little dick is much tinier than this one. So she bought one of those shock collars for tiny dogs and wrapped it around the base of my balls where the leather strap is on his. Now she can carry the small remote wherever she goes."